http://youtube.com/watch?v=rwG5UYY7OM0
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(Oh Fuck!)
They shine that bright light (which I have never encountered), and I am forced to prematurely finish my cigarette which, you know, pissed me off.
The officer comes to my window and says, "Hello ma'am, do you know your tail light is out? And that you're going 45 in a 35?"
(Don't hello ma'am me, I'm TWENTY YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!)
"Oh Really?! I had no idea! It must have just gone out!!"
(When, in retrospect, It's been out for, oh I dunno, two months.)
"Can I have your lisence and registration?"
I dig through everything in my car to find it + hand it to him. He's one of those creepily friendly cops who makes you extra nervous because you just know he's up to no good.
"Did you know your registration is expired"
"What?! No!!!!! I didn't even know that registration DID expire!"
This statement is the only thing I said to Officer Friendly that was actually true. I mean, my mom's pretty on top of things, if a new registration came in the mail I would have gotten it. The only thing you'd have to worry about is me actually taking it from the mailbox and into my car. That's where the problem is.
"Do you live around here or go to school here?"
(Yeah you fucking dumbass I have an Illinois liscence and I am driving on the Evergreen campus. What the fuck do you think!!!)
"Yes officer, I go to Evergreen"
So he writes me a ticket, not for the tail light or for speeding (total bullshit by the way, I was watching the speedometer and I was going like 37!) but for having expired registration.
"So all you have to do is call your mom or dad and have them call the department of liscening and fax over your registration."
]]>(Oh Fuck!)
They shine that bright light (which I have never encountered), and I am forced to prematurely finish my cigarette which, you know, pissed me off.
The officer comes to my window and says, "Hello ma'am, do you know your tail light is out? And that you're going 45 in a 35?"
(Don't hello ma'am me, I'm TWENTY YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!)
"Oh Really?! I had no idea! It must have just gone out!!"
(When, in retrospect, It's been out for, oh I dunno, two months.)
"Can I have your lisence and registration?"
I dig through everything in my car to find it + hand it to him. He's one of those creepily friendly cops who makes you extra nervous because you just know he's up to no good.
"Did you know your registration is expired"
"What?! No!!!!! I didn't even know that registration DID expire!"
This statement is the only thing I said to Officer Friendly that was actually true. I mean, my mom's pretty on top of things, if a new registration came in the mail I would have gotten it. The only thing you'd have to worry about is me actually taking it from the mailbox and into my car. That's where the problem is.
"Do you live around here or go to school here?"
(Yeah you fucking dumbass I have an Illinois liscence and I am driving on the Evergreen campus. What the fuck do you think!!!)
"Yes officer, I go to Evergreen"
So he writes me a ticket, not for the tail light or for speeding (total bullshit by the way, I was watching the speedometer and I was going like 37!) but for having expired registration.
"So all you have to do is call your mom or dad and have them call the department of liscening and fax over your registration."
(Fuck you asshole my dad's dead and in addition to my mom being in Florida, she sure as hell doesn't know how to work a fax machine!)
"Thank you officer, I'll do that. Have a good night!"
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This is the best website ever.
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This is the best website ever.
]]>(I like how the headline refers to her as "lesbian" rather than "woman")
NEW YORK: A woman filed a civil rights lawsuit against a popular Greenwich Village neighborhood restaurant Tuesday, claiming a bouncer chased her out of the women's bathroom because she looked too masculine.
Khadijah Farmer, who was at the Caliente Cab Company after New York's gay pride parade last June, said the bouncer ran into the bathroom, pounded on the stall door and demanded that she leave. He told her a customer complained a man was in the women's room.
"I told him I was a woman, and I tried to show him my I.D.," Farmer said at a news conference. "He refused to look at it. I was extremely uncomfortable and quite humiliated."
Caliente Cab Company released a statement denying the discrimination claim and said Farmer's "primary interest" was money.
"There has been no discrimination or violation of anyone's civil rights or human dignity by Caliente Cab Company or anyone employed here," the restaurant's statement said.
<!-- sidebar --> <!-- /sidebar -->Farmer said she knows she looks like a man with her closely cropped hair and male clothing. She said people usually apologize after making the mistake, but the bouncer told her, "I want you out of this restroom and out of this restaurant."
]]>(I like how the headline refers to her as "lesbian" rather than "woman")
NEW YORK: A woman filed a civil rights lawsuit against a popular Greenwich Village neighborhood restaurant Tuesday, claiming a bouncer chased her out of the women's bathroom because she looked too masculine.
Khadijah Farmer, who was at the Caliente Cab Company after New York's gay pride parade last June, said the bouncer ran into the bathroom, pounded on the stall door and demanded that she leave. He told her a customer complained a man was in the women's room.
"I told him I was a woman, and I tried to show him my I.D.," Farmer said at a news conference. "He refused to look at it. I was extremely uncomfortable and quite humiliated."
Caliente Cab Company released a statement denying the discrimination claim and said Farmer's "primary interest" was money.
"There has been no discrimination or violation of anyone's civil rights or human dignity by Caliente Cab Company or anyone employed here," the restaurant's statement said.
<!-- sidebar --> <!-- /sidebar -->Farmer said she knows she looks like a man with her closely cropped hair and male clothing. She said people usually apologize after making the mistake, but the bouncer told her, "I want you out of this restroom and out of this restaurant."
Farmer, a counselor at a residential program for people with disabilities, said she was suing under city and state human rights laws to prevent other people from having to endure similar humiliation.
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