Setting-

Outside a party, 3 AM a Saturday night.

Cast and costumes-

Me- lady wearing girl clothes, Minnie skirt.

Man #1- manly guy, drunk, friend of mine.

Man #2- another pretty manly guy, a friend, kina drunk as well.

Man #1- I can’t believe that guy didn’t punch me! I wanted to get punched tonight.

Man #2- I’ll punch you, if you punch me.

(They punch each other)

Me- My turn, punch me.

Man #1- I can’t punch you in the face, id feel too bad.

Me- fine, then I’ll slap you across the face if you slap me across the face.

(We slap each other equally hard)

Me- (to Man #2) Trade slaps?

(We slap each other equally hard)

End scene