The Form

 Why do you want  to know who lives here?!  Should i mention the man who showed up one night wearing a prison jump suite?  

Okay, ill give you a name. John Doe.

Telephone number? Why do you want them to answer more questions?  

Hm. If I say what sex I am, then this information will be a statistic.

So why ask both the age and year? Can't you do math?!

Shouldn't question #5 go together with #6.

Marriage eh? Weird. What about partnership?

How do i answer this question if I attended private and public schools?!

Where did I live five years ago? What a question.

No. No.

I work in an interesting industry. Can you guess which one? I bet not.

No, I won't tell you how much money I make a year, you might try and tax me more.

Never served in the military, never will. Pray there's no draft. I'd get mad.

No, there's no telephone in the house, and if there was, would I answer your phone call.

So If my son lives in a box truck in the backyard. Does this count as a vehicle if it's missing one wheel?

Submitted by Tim on Fri, 10/26/2007 - 3:30pm. Tim's blog | login or register to post comments | printer friendly version