Oh hi, Keanu Reeves. What are you doing in my movie?
I think that this movie is a great way to underscore one of my beliefs: some parts of culture don’t translate well to other cultures.
Now, the original legend of the 47 Rōnin is pretty cool in my book. My dad explained it to me as more of a psychological thriller than anything else. It might be telling about our culture, but I’m hard pressed to think of any American equivalent legend – the closest I can come is the Battle of the Alamo.
So how do you make it palatable to an American audience? Apparently you add Keanu Reeves and a love story. And this is where it all goes wrong.
Suddenly, the story changes to something about an outcast willing to do anything for his love. It feels like someone just stapled the two plot lines together, as if they thought the sum would be greater than the parts. It’s so obvious that you can’t suspend your disbelief to get lost in the story, like someone just yelling plot at you or something.
I’m willing to give people lots of credit when their heart is in the right place. Sure, some of the costuming is wrong. Sure, there were some Asian-y elements to the story as opposed to specifically Japanese parts.
But when you delete so much (my on-screen count never got higher than about 20 ronin, for example), I have to say that it sucks. And apparently I’m not alone in thinking that.